Ass-Statter

Someone who pulls stats out of their ass and proclaims them as truth.

"Dustin said that 78% of facebook users are female and 22% are male."
"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."

by Tacham May 19, 2014

walmart ass

A woman with a shelf like rear end known to shop at walmart.

That lady a walmart ass so big she has to go through doors sideways.

by jagger kripps best friend October 11, 2014

ass bugling

A very long, very loud burst of protracted farting.

"I couldn't believe how long the ass bugling when on for."

by JustJonny December 6, 2013

blender ass

When your asshole looks like some one used a blender on it.

Gaping, giant beat up hole. Ripped, torn and beaten.

He has blender ass.

by Elderee January 17, 2015

Ass Conversation

A sexual act where two people point there anuses towards each other, and one person poops in the other person's anushole. The receiving end then sucks in the poop using the reverse fart technique. Then the person who recieved then becomes the sender, and the sender becomes the reciever. This continues until one person's anus muscles become tired and cannot continue vacuuming.

Those girls' butts were hurting today, they must have had an ass conversation.

by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015

pulp ass

When you wipe your ass with toilet paper and little pieces get left behind, resembling pulp from orange juice.

Bro 1: Man theres little things in my asshole!
Bro 2: Its probably pulp ass
Bro 1: Truuuuuu

by Bigtittykilla April 15, 2015

Tent Ass

After a long weekend of camping in the woods without showering. Which leads to a sweaty oily bunghole.

"Man I was camping In a tent all weekend, zero showers. I got some mean tent ass going on"

by M_King September 14, 2015