Alex Bonilla 

Smells bad has fungus on his neck calls everyone bru nickname mugre and likes his cousin

Look at Alex Bonilla neck

Alex Bonilla by Eli salcedo April 29, 2019

Alex; the 9 

An ingenious mario maker level creator making levels such as, minecraft; the way home and minecraft;defeating the kidnaper. They have been mainly featured in Alpharad content and that is how they gained popularity.

"have you heard of Alex; the 9?" "no, who are they?" "just an ingenious mario maker creator" "oh yeah? What levels have they made?" "They have made levels such as, minecraft; the way home and minecraft;defeating the kidnaper!" "are you sure this is not a 9 year old child?" "did I say they weren't? "oh god."

Alex; the 9 by Ezick22 October 1, 2020

Alex Pink 

Twat, a guy with greasy hair, needs a slap and a haircut, also gets Celery with Peanut Butter thrown at him

"Hey guys, Doesn't alex pink smell of Celery and Peanut Butter

Alex Pink by Mohawk48 February 5, 2009

alex penney

a fat child who is too fat to walk in a grocery store and uses the wheel chairs and likes to eat burritos and has cousins beat up little Russian kids during a pick up football game

holy crap look at that Alex Penney!!!!

alex penney by runescape222 December 30, 2008

Alex Rodriguez 

1. (v) To slap

2. (n) a purple cocksmoker; proven true by the color of his lips

3. (n) an overpaid baseball player brought to New York to win a World Series; look how that turned out

1. What a pansy Alex Rodriguez is, did you just see him SLAP another man...

2. Dude, what's up with A-Rod's lips.... Jeters dick must be purple

3. Get over yourself, you suck

Alex Rodriguez by Murph April 18, 2005

Alex Jones 

Alex Jones, also known as the fatter David Icke, and the antimatter to Rush Limbaugh, is a "paleoconservative" (read: paranoid conspiracy theorist) and libertarian intellectual from Texas (well that explains it) who believes that the United States is being run by the Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy. He can prove all his theories are true; he merely chooses not to.

Alex Jones: "If you disagree with me, it is merely because you have consumed fluoride. Everybody that disagrees with me is a brainwashed sheeple."

Person: "Why so batshit?"

Alex Jones by mustardtiger001 February 19, 2012

Alex From Target 

Some picture made by some thirsty high-schooler cunt. The guy in the picture, he's getting paid minimum wage like every other employee; the twist? He's famous. Good for the kid, but he's just overrated and soon, no one will give a flying fuck about him and he'll be another particle of dust in the air.

Girl 1: OMG DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ALEX FROM TARGET!!!
Hipster Boy 1: Get away from me you mainstream mongrel.

Alex From Target by CockyPrick November 9, 2014