Swamp donkey 

A young lady of particular ugliness.

Rob: That girl devon was a swamp donkey.

Luke: Yea but shes gives mad good blow jobs.

Swamp donkey by rtc1588 March 1, 2007

Swamp Donkey 

A female often overweight and grotesque. Often found at high school parties, waiting for guys to get drunk therefore making them an easy target to engage in sexual acts.

I can't believe I hooked up with that swamp donkey!

Swamp Donkey by Brotoe March 10, 2009

swamp donkey 

a dirty slut whose vagina is swampy, and reeks like a donkeys ass

I went to a party but my time was cut short, after a swamp donkey approached me asking for sex.

swamp donkey by Mr.rambow October 4, 2009

floppy donkey 

A person who is unable to successfully move their limbs due to extreme tiredness.
Conversing with said person is useless due to floppy donkey also affecting the brain.
To move someone who is a floppy donkey is close to impossible.

Guy "Honey do you wanna go somewhere?"
Girl *inaudible mumbling*
Guy "You're floppy donkey aren't you?"
Girl "Mmmmf"

I hate when she goes all floppy donkey on me, it's like she's made entirely of limbs!

floppy donkey by tyne wolfe June 15, 2013

Swamp Donkey 

A giant mud truck with 26" rims

The Swamp Donkey just flicked on those niggers in the donk.

Swamp Donkey by The Swamp Donkey July 22, 2009

Swamp Donkey 

Christopher Hogg

Chris and Chris on the pull. The vision of two Swamp Donkeys together.....

Swamp Donkey by Mortimius Maximus November 25, 2003

swamp donkey 

a swamp donkey is a lazy or slow person who likes winking at people of the same sex.

she is such a swampdonkey pitchin woo on the job and not keepin up

swamp donkey by big e October 21, 2003