New London

Literally translated, New London means "dick suckin." However it may be used in various forms to describe any sort of gay activity pertaining to the sucking of a males penis by another male, or getting ones penis sucked by a another male.

I wanna get my New London on with him.
I wish James would give me some New London.
I am New London Proud.

by tuefel hund October 2, 2011

new york second

The shortest possible measurement of time. Standardised as the time between the lights turning green and the taxi behind you beeping his horn.

He only lasted a new york second in bed

by Crundy January 5, 2009

New Zealand

To Daryll 999 good sentiments, some Aussies are bastards but not all of them, what's more they did a few polls in Oz about New Zealand, and New Zealand came out on top in most of them. What this translates to is that many Australians like NZ so chill out. And to the person who wrote that "full of racist pricks" bit I'm sorry you feel that way but I know a lot of Kiwis and a lot of them aren't racist, although a good proportion are I guess. Attitudes are changing in NZ toward other races.

Aussie: What country came out the best in those Lowy institute polls?

2nd Aussie: New Zealand actually.

1st Aussie: Hell why can't Kiwis themselves see that?

by God I love this planet December 28, 2005

Orange is the new black

The title of the popular Lionsgate/Netflix television show "Orange is the New Black" was humorously adapted in November 2016 following the U. S. Presidential election of Donald Trump, to indicate that Trump (known for his orange-colored skin) would be replacing President Barack Obama (who is black).

Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in the election...orange is the new black!

by Casa de mil suenos January 15, 2017

Good News Everyone!

Something announced to a large group of people, presented in a positive manner but is almost always NOT good news.

"Good news everyone! It's a suppository!"

by Good Samaratin December 1, 2013

New Year's Die

The awful, awful hangover that you get after drinking excessively on New Year's Eve.

He: God, I feel awful! I shouldn't have drunk so much at Bob's New Year's Eve party. I feel like death
She: Yeah, you've got a bad case of New Year's Die.

by ring-tailed roarer December 27, 2009

Bad News Bears

interjection used to indicate a sense of foreboding or fear of the future. Has nothing to do with actual bears. The use of the assumed antonym 'good news bears' is frowned upon.

"I just slept through my Math final, this is bad news bears."
"I went to my Math final. It was bad news bears."
"Jimmy watched in vain as the fire weaved its way towards the gasoline tank. His last thought was, 'This is bad news bears.'"

by jimbo allen August 6, 2006