An East Coast city noted for being much, much worse than London.
Nearly every day a preppy Connecticut College student walks off the secluded New London campus and gets shot.
by DavidfromNLCT February 8, 2009
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Literally translated, New London means "dick suckin." However it may be used in various forms to describe any sort of gay activity pertaining to the sucking of a males penis by another male, or getting ones penis sucked by a another male.
I wanna get my New London on with him.
I wish James would give me some New London.
I am New London Proud.
by tuefel hund October 2, 2011
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A small town in central Wisconsin. Known for drunk fun escapades, underage women, and great fishing!
Im going to New London to get drunk, laid, and catch some Northern!
by M8830M April 6, 2012
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Half of the town are druggies and other half are rednecks we like to drink beer snowmobile shoot shit ,n party fuck sluts and throw a big ole dipski and the lipski yee yee brothers.
by duramaxboy March 21, 2017
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"If one has New Londons fries, one must share New Londons fries. Someday you will be without them, and, because of this rule, you can help yourself to some of the deliciousness, just as others have helped themselves to yours."
~Moses, "The Old Testament" Deleted Scenes

When an aquaintance has a serving of delicious New Londons fries, this law can be utilized. The Moocher must first declare that he/she is taking some fries under the Rule of New Londons. The owner of the fries has no choice but to comply, for they know that they have mooched in the past and will mooch in the future.
"Dude, you're so envious, I have fries and you don't!"
"I hereby enact the Rule of New Londons. Fork some over."
"Dammit dude, fine, here ya go..."
by JockoAccidente October 7, 2006
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New London Ohio is where you will find the biggest population of druggies. Also along with the largest population of teen mothers who can't keep their legs close. New London is one of the worst towns to live in and don't ever live here. People will start stuff and never go through with it and there's nothing but losers here
I was in new London Ohio and I drank the water and got pregnant.
by Whyyou February 25, 2016
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A relatively small town in central Wisconsin with a relatively large drug problem. Half of the population is either in bars or addicted to meth.
Guys in this town think their dick grows when they drive trucks. Only thing good about this town is St. Patrick’s day and the shitty wolf river. Arguably more potholes in the roads than people.
Can’t wait to go visit New London, Wi and get some meth and break my fucking a-arm on oshkosh street.
by fuckhortonville October 9, 2019
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