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Elvis is Dead 

Asong by Peter & the Test Tube Babies, fun UK punk rock band formed around Brighton & Hove area in 1978 and still touring today.
Elvis Is Dead lyrics
Elvis had an heart-attack, 'cos he got too bleedin' fat.
He weighed nearly half a ton, he looked more like a pregnant mum.
Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead.
Elvis had a gammy leg, he had a gammy head.
He had a gammy kidney, he's better-off dead.
In August 1977, Elvis met his fate.
But he couldn't get into heaven, 'cos he couldn't get thru the gate.
Elvis is Dead thank fuck!
Elvis is Dead by mohair May 24, 2007
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Paul is Dead 

A rumor started in the sixties that claimed that Paul McCartney was dead. Songs such as "I'm so tired" and "Blue Jay Way" supposedly had messages in them that confirmed the rumor. Some album covers, like the original yesterday... and today cover were said to show clues that Paul was dead. People believed that an english mounty named "Billy Shears" replaced Paul after he crashed a car while looking at "lovely rita". He was supposedly burried on the greeg island of Leso. It is all an interesting story. If you are a big beatles fan or just someone with a slight interest, do a wikipedia search on paul is dead. There is a huge article on it. Remember that this is obviously a hoax started by a few fanatical beatles fans.
"Paul is dead man, miss him miss him miss him." This is found in when you play the last few seconds of the beatles song "I'm so tired" backwards.
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my mom is dead 

Something used after a yo mama joke, not only to make them feel like crap, but also to ruin everyones fun.
Joe-Yo mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky fry chicken's to lick other people's fingers.

Chris-My mom is dead...

Joe-*looks sadly at Chris*
my mom is dead by Roger D January 23, 2005

Red Dead Impairment

What happens after playin Red Dead Redemption (the sequel to Red Dead Revolver) for an extended period of time. Similar to Grand Theft Impairment, symptoms include the feeling of still living in the early 1900s, mistaking a state trooper for a Mexican soldier, and above all flinching when you walk outside and see an animal out of the corner of your eye, thinking it is a cougar trying to sneak up on you and maul you.
Person 1: Dude I walked outside and thought I was going to be mauled by a cougar, but it turned out to be a baby rabbit.

Person 2: Wow, sounds like you're suffering from Red Dead Impairment.

digital dead walker 

The most horrific example of social media consumption; creating a seemingly mindless, autonomously functioning individual with all attention focused exclusively on the hand-held device interface, at the exclusion of all other surrounding conditions.
Holy shit, did you see that!? Another digital dead walker just bit the dust! This one fell down through an open man hole cover while attempting to cross the street...stupid fuckers.
digital dead walker by YAWA July 1, 2018

evil dead 

Evil Dead is a majorly overlooked film with thousands of cult followers. They are all hilarious, and have a ludacris amount of gore. All three are worthy of a rent, if not, a buy. The all have classic quotes, and in short, WATCH THEM!
"Hail to the King, baby"
evil dead by MarioRPG January 8, 2005

your moms dead outside 

New York slang for 'your moms outside right now'
New York Nigga: AYO SHIT, YOUR MOMS DEAD OUTSIDE
Texas Nigga: *Starts Crying*