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It’s just coke! 

When ur mom says she doesn’t have alcohol in her cup and says to try it
You:what’s that

Mom: it’s just coke!

It’s just coke! 

When ur mom is lying that there’s no alchohol in her drink
You:what’s that
Mom:it’s just coke!

It’s just a spaceship 

When your dick is so long it’s just a spaceship
Me: hey my d is very long
Friend: so it’s just a spaceship

Me: oh ya I guess your right

Why can't we just admit 

that the civilized world is a fake world. and it's probably not working?

i am a cajun from louisiana state and i don't quite understand this life....so what's so wrong with living the life of a savage instead?
Why can't we just admit

Did your balls just drop? 

A thing that tommyinnit says when somebody uses a deep voice changer.
Wilbur: *uses deep voice changer*

Tommyinnit: Did your balls just drop?

Instant Family Just add 

When you’re an eligible bachelor and good with kids. Very desirable to single moms. Not to be mistaken for “Plug and Play”.
She saw a future with him. All her problems solved. Standard, Instant family just add Tony.