small dick

A small dick is a dick under 3 or 4 inches. Some ladies say they dont mind but it seems they do cause when i showed it to them they laughed so dont trust women when they say they dont want a guy with a big dick. A small dick is one that looks like a stump.

Don't laugh at me just cus i gots a small dick.

small dick by .Sonny Vitale. January 16, 2008

dick chaney 

Shooting someone with a shotgun at close range.

I ran up on this dude with the shotty and Dick Chaney'd his ass!

dick chaney by vaguegus April 15, 2006

long dick style

Long dick style is a form of having intercourse in which you use an overly enlarged male penis. (Mandingo like)

OMG I heard Tyrone only uses long dick style

long dick style by caelooo June 28, 2015

dick around 

spending a lot of time doing nothing of any significance. see poopin' around

I don't even think I got anything done all Tuesday, I just skipped class and dicked around

dick around by Anonymous February 28, 2002

dick thirsty 

A person who wants dick in his/her mouth all the time. AND LOVES TO SWALLOW SEMEN. Usually gives great dome.

Mike: Damn, that bitch Cattie is hella dick thirsty.
Cattie: I want your semen down my throat NOW.

dick thirsty by Free Xilo October 22, 2009

porch dick 

A guy who sits on his front porch and stares creepily or generally acts like a douche to passers by. Coined by Talking Dead host Chis Hardwick after season 5 episode 13.

"Dude, stay away from the creepy neighbor. He's always eyeing me. He's such a porch dick!"

porch dick by ZeroHero76 March 8, 2015

Suck my dick and call me nancy! 

A phrase used to show suprise, or disbelief. Substitute for woah or wow

"Dude I'm down at time square, where are you"
"At home, why?"
"Dude, some lady is standing on one of those big signs with a poodle and a rifle, get down here!"
"Well, suck my dick and call me nancy! I'll be there!"

Suck my dick and call me nancy! by Jimi, The King August 16, 2009