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A guy who sits on his front porch and stares creepily or generally acts like a douche to passers by. Coined by Talking Dead host Chis Hardwick after season 5 episode 13.
"Dude, stay away from the creepy neighbor. He's always eyeing me. He's such a porch dick!"
by ZeroHero76 March 08, 2015
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