Sneak peek at Jesus 

To have a near-death experience.

Neil: "Wow, Vince, we all thought you were a goner. I never saw somebody survive being sexually molested by a polar bear!"

Vince: "Dude, I got a sneak peek at Jesus."

Sneak peek at Jesus by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Raving to Jesus 

A condition usually applied to houses in the Christmas time that are completely covered in flashing lights and a Nativity scene. A house will only be raving to Jesus if the lights are flashing and a Nativity scene is present.

I couldn't sleep last winter, the house across the street was raving to Jesus.

Raving to Jesus by arcu December 5, 2010

Double Pedal Jesus Metal 

Heavy metal music that is considered religious because of the meaning of the lyrics. Usually awesome when played live.

Guy: Hey have you ever heard of Dear Creator?
Girl: Heck yeah! I love that double pedal Jesus metal!

Double Pedal Jesus Metal by Moe-Rawr April 14, 2010

bathtub jesus 

Decorative lawn ornament, popular through much of New england, where an old cast-iron bathtub is buried standing up, halfway into the ground, and a statue of Jesus is placed inside. Frequently seen near or with a lawn ball. Associated with white trash.

I saw a great bathtub jesus in Pawtucket last week.

bathtub jesus by bkdouble October 6, 2006

jackhammer jesus 

a dildo in the shape of a crucifix

I found a jackhammer jesus in Kelly's pillowcase

jackhammer jesus by Big Bubba B April 28, 2004

stoner jesus 

the jesus to the stoner. stoners worship him as if he were real and they pray until there is a great amount of marijuana

i cant go out tonite i have to pray to stoner jesus for some weed

stoner jesus by rainbowsandunicorns8492 August 10, 2006

Sweet jesus in a hail storm 

1.Something you say when something is just unfucking beleiveable.
2.complete shock or excitement.

1.Ellie: holy shit i have chubb rub.
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.

2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."

3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"

Sweet jesus in a hail storm by tim3253265 July 12, 2006