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Useless

Aqua is so useless, she makes that Yamcha looks like Goku, Magikarp looks like Gyarados and Sakura looks like Erza Scarlet compared to her
by IDontCareBro September 12, 2022
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Useless

you useless af man
by Aaron_080213 January 23, 2021
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Useless Degree

Any degree in the liberal arts, hard sciences, or with funny-looking titles. It's not that you can not necessarily find a job with these degrees, but it usually implies having to go to graduate school, supplementing vocationally relevant coursework, or networking like hell. It puts you in a challenging predicament. Also, these majors are the most common 'barista' majors.
John: AHHHH Shit. I should have majored in computer engineering. I can't find a job with my biology degree. What do I do? I'm sorry dad. I shouldn't have gotten this useless degree.

Dad: I told you so son. Now just supplement your degree so you can salvage your useless degree.
by prathabeast April 23, 2022
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Professionally useless

The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link
Mike: where is joe?

Sam: he’s out sick again.

Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?

Sam: yeah he was.

Mike: that guy is professionally useless
by Big left hand November 20, 2020
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Useless

Someone who’s Never Excelled In Life
That fat blob useless
by Tino1111 September 24, 2025
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Useless

A person who cannot be counted on to do anything.

or just javier.
javier is useless, he cant do anyhting
by huejackass June 28, 2024
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Useless

Anyone or anything that has no purpose, or is unhelpful in virtually every situation.
Sakura can’t help with anything, she’s useless.
by Hoppertron1 February 18, 2021
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