Mud Toad

Large female who hangs out at cookout and will blow anyone with a diesel. Where’s ugg boot and leggings to show off her kankles and cottage cheese ass. Area of region: Concord, NC.

God damn look at that mud toad over there, I bet she could suck the chrome off my exhaust tip

by Expert Mud Toad Pimp May 16, 2018

Toad head

The action of oral sex but with a twist, their tongue is out during.

She enjoyed giving him toad head

by Gremhold September 7, 2017

Toad man

When someone's going to be on road soon but they are bad ish now so this makes them toad

There is a toad man over there g

by Jw_tooo toaddd September 17, 2020

Bumpin the Toad

Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations

Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"

by Pitt 3rd floor June 7, 2009

Trouser Toad

The Vulva.

M.C.I.

My trouser toad is itching today. I think I am allergic to that bath bomb from last night.

by Muh Shell February 25, 2021

slimey toad

An individual who pretends to be somebody different for personal benefit, primarily for sexual favours or financial gain.

Elvis used his parents against each other for more pocket money, also pretending to the girls in the club to be a regular charity worker so they would end up sucking his cock at the end of the night, what an absolute slimey toad.

by HotshotIC July 30, 2018

toad carrot

a person who is perpetually late

You fucking Toad Carrot, show up to work on time!!!

by Aural Addict January 6, 2015