target practice

Placing a flushable object in a toilet (like a small piece of toilet paper), then urinating on it. Usually done by males.

I'm bored and sober. So I'm doing target practice in the bathroom.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

target

an organization that wastes perfectly good tallented and dedicated people by telling them lies about "OPPORTUNITY". they should be ashamed of themselves for picking up on people that are "OPEN MINDED". This must be a synenim for "stupid" in target executive language. If so, they are sadly mistaken.

"your stupid enough, er, I ment, dedicated enough to meet our goals today I see".

by CHRISNXR March 15, 2004

fuckoff tablet

to totally disregard anothers feelings/opinions/behaviour/wishes etc. and carry on doing your thing regardless. Ignore someone , belittle in conversation , action , or make others do so. Generally to make people feel un wanted /un needed/un necessary

christ! the boss wanted me to work til 10 last night , no way on friday !! so i gave him a fuckoff tablet!

hear that prick talkin shit last night? got on my fuckin nerves, so i gave him a fuckoff tablet

by groovywordbender December 10, 2011

Tarpet

Carpet that is so stained, a thick layer of a black, shiny tar like substance remains on the surface

The carpet was so dirty there was a thick layer of sludge over it - more like 'tarpet' really.

by The Mels August 29, 2007

Target

Vey Simple,Target is a retailer, Wal-Mart's pimp, and its red for a reason...it's Hell

Target(Red)(pimp)= Hell

&

Wal-Mart(blue)(hoe)= Uranus

by Daniel Prosser November 20, 2007

Target

A tattoo located on the lower back as a place to ejaculate on by males when finishing sexual intercourse in the doggystyle position. Tattoo is common with strippers and porn stars.

The girl with a cum target always has one thing on her mind

by L.A. July 15, 2004

tartlet

Verb - A tweenage girl (under 15) who behaves and/or dresses like a tart.

Jinkies, look at that tartlet. So very much jail-bait.

by joe_seph January 20, 2005