Snooching

Mocking, but uncertain sarcasm.

Liberals love to drive Toyota Priuses, while snoochingly looking down on poor people who cannot afford to drive the expensive hybrids.

by tarrioh January 3, 2009

Dry Snitching

To explain how something works that, by nature, is not supposed to be explained but rather understood or experienced. A practice most commonly used in a number of rap lyrics. Basically tellin on yourself and others while trying to show out or look cool.

ex #1 "I can go to _______ and get you _______ for about $_______... but don't tell nobody."

ex #2- "If you got what I need then set it up. I don't wanna hear about. Don't tell me nothin except when you can get me what what I need and what you need in return because otherwise you are guilty of DRY SNITCHING!"

by Mr. Hood Regulator July 28, 2007

Slouching Red Eye Gay

Someone that slouches and get piss off easily to kids wearing caps specially black ones. Someone with reddish ugly eyes (seems that he's watching male to male porn each night, I can tell by just looking at his ridiculous eyes), walk and talk like an abnormal child (autistic, mongoloid, special child). Pretends that he's smart even not. With also a very bad taste on fashion. And he's gay.

Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Hey, you take off that cap or I'll suck your dick.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.

by stainsonkeyboards187 June 25, 2009

spocking

making the spock sign from star wars and entering your better half

i was spocking my girl last night

by darren lowe March 23, 2005

Slothing

Tickling, stroking, licking, sucking, or kissing a partner's belly for sexual pleasure. Refers to the predatory habits of prehistoric ground sloths, which fed on glyptodonts (giant armadillo-like creatures) by flipping them on their backs and attacking their soft undersides.

Q: "So, did you guys end up screwing last night?"
A: "No, but we spent a couple hours slothing eachother."

"Slothing makes for good foreplay, unless your partner's an actual sloth. In that case, you will be disemboweled and eaten."

by LycanAvery March 10, 2011

Spocking

Making the spock sign with your fingers and then masturbating a male between your middle and ring finger.

I sat on my husband's lap and started spocking him.

by NeedADickin September 13, 2011

spitching

Is when people from wherever come and dig through your garbage or trash or go to a dump and pick up used items that are old and beyond repair.

Me and my buddy went spitching for a new washer and dryer.

by Anders1 May 21, 2007