spocking

A sexual act. Inserting the index finger and middle finger into a female’s vagina while pushing the other two digits in her anus.

The dirty bitch couldn’t get enough so I gave her a damn good spocking

by ben January 11, 2004

Spocking

Inserting two fingers into a lady's vagina and two into her anus at the same time, making your hand into Doctor Spock's signature hand gesture.

I did a bit of spocking last night and she loved it!

by TILF2 November 24, 2011

Spocking

When you spin in your chair back and forth in a mellow, yet short movement. If you turn your head sideways, its totally like rocking. The result: spocking.

Today at work, we had a spocking contest to see who could spock the longest. It was gnar.

by spockingman August 23, 2009

Spocking

To Perfrom the Vulcan Salute and insert it into anothers fanny and anus at the same time.

I gave her a rite good spocking, you know two in the pink and two in the stink.

by Geoffry marshall shaw March 27, 2008

Spocking

SPOCK is a sexual act that involves three up the pink, TWO IN THE STINK. A Sexual act. (Created by Oudy Darkbane and Cuntney(

Jamie spocked Sean and Luke in the shower.

by Oudy Darkbane and Cuntney December 22, 2004

Spocking

A term used in the Aesthetic beauty industry for people who have had too much or badly injected Botox to the forehead area, causing their eyebrows to be unnaturally raised high at the corners, making them look like they have Mr Spock eyebrows.

“That actress has had so much Botox, her eyebrows are spocking”

by Velvetee June 17, 2018

spocking

Driving slowly around a parking lot, waiting for someone to pull out of thier space, so you can take it.

Patrick and Jared were spocking and found Leah's space.

by jizzdizzle December 12, 2006