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Snooching 

The act of have anal sex with a girl while jack hammering her from above. She takes laxatives and holds in her feces till the guy cum in her ass. The man also urinates in her butt and when she can't hold it in anymore, BAM! The girl pushes it all out and it runs down her belly, books and into her mouth. Then the couple makes out and shares the concoction.
Dude, I got really kinky last night and went snooching with my girl.
Snooching by Bob Notch November 12, 2015
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Snooching 

Mocking, but uncertain sarcasm.
Liberals love to drive Toyota Priuses, while snoochingly looking down on poor people who cannot afford to drive the expensive hybrids.
Snooching by tarrioh January 3, 2009

K-Snooching 

The act of snorting ketamine off of someone else's gooch. The purest form of love known to man, anyone who is willing to be K-Snooched is an absolute unit of a human being, and should be married on sight. Particularly appealing after a hard day of work, or a sweaty workout to get the gooch proper moist.
"I K-Snooched your mother last night" - Past Tense of K-Snooching
K-Snooching by TheGoochiest November 30, 2021

sloochin von doitchen 

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor
so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke

snooking 

necking , smuching, making out
A couple who were sitting two rows ahead of me were hugging and snooking. It was very distracting .
snooking by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021

smooshing snake 

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.
John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes
smooshing snake by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

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Not content with doing nothing and enjoying their win, the enemy team has instead chosen to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory - Phrase, common usage. Doing something stupid causing your team to lose when all you had to do was nothing.