slurly

1. to get drunk early in the day.
2. to get drunk very quickly.

1. Josh started slurly today.
2. Wow, Matt sure got slurly.

by Shayface July 21, 2008

slurpy slurp

when ur girlfriend slurps all the semen from your cock

Person 1: Hey dude, how was last night?
Person 2: She slurpy slurped all my cum, it was lit.

by Nebulaaa January 22, 2017

jerk and slurp

Getting Beef Jerky and a Slurpee

Man, let's go for a jerk and slurp.

by Laurenzzo March 28, 2008

Splurge

misspelling of superglue

I cant get this Splurge off my hands.

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

splurred

When a sound or voice sounds muffled or somewhat not clear.

When your mom is talking to your dog (bassett hound) while the phone is on speaker phone mode and her voice sounds splurred ,and the dog can not understand what she is saying to him.

by Slang Twaine Hollar Gal February 9, 2010

Splurm

The act of aggressive and sometimes uncontrollable ejaculation due to to an external stimulant.

Dude did you hear about the Rugby fly-half at that party yesterday?
Yeah man he totally turned into a splurm-cano.

by TheExecutive June 15, 2010

Splurgie

Vagina exercise.

"Have you done any splurgies today?"
"Wow, I need to tighten it back up with some splurgies before next time."

by Kegel Queen September 10, 2011