Splurm

The act of aggressive and sometimes uncontrollable ejaculation due to to an external stimulant.

Dude did you hear about the Rugby fly-half at that party yesterday?
Yeah man he totally turned into a splurm-cano.

by TheExecutive June 15, 2010

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The greenish white ejaculate liquid that comes out of a male orc when aroused until glorious climax. You will know its coming when the orc lets out a tremendous warcry.

Peon: "Hay yo ma, did chu peek what happened at the Grim Guzzler before the sunrise?"

Troll: "Nah mon! What be good cha?"

Peon: "Thrall sklurmed all over Jaina Proudmoore's tits mon!"

by Kryptoxic June 22, 2011

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Spurmp

Your current favorite live streamer

Man, I love Danny. He's my spurmp.

by Smeefster September 8, 2018

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A game in which two opposing sides sit on beds facing each other in a bedroom. A small ball is placed in the middle. Once the ball is grasped each team must try to get the ball to hit the wall behind the opposing team while still sitting down. If the ball is knocked back before it hits the ground on that side than no point is awarded. After a team scores, two points are awarded to that team and an extra point called Gambozzle is attempted. The first team to reach 24 wins. The game involves drop shots called Jamikas, opening serves called Splurves, and spikes called Splikers.

The boy yelled, "What happened to your wrist man" as his friend replied. "I hurt it playing Splurve Ball, game is tough"

by Steve J. Talon April 5, 2010

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