sploofledorf

a short person with afro like hair

The sploofledorf had to strain his head back to see peoples' faces as he walked down the street.

by jesse grondin October 15, 2008

Sploodgitron

A mechanized machine desinged for the sole purpose of stimulating the male sex oran by rapid vibration that fires red laser beams every nine seconds into the urithra of the phalus resulting in a pleasurous sensation only achievable after discovering the lost city of uphalica

John uaed the sploodgitron to milk out before the prom, but was later diagnosed with testicular cancer.

by Number 432 December 11, 2009

sloot scooting

Riding around looking for sluts to have sex with

When I was out sloot scooting around last night.

by Ktibbs May 15, 2016

dr splooge

n. a person who is a professional or expert in the art of 'splooging'

What's up dr splooge, how was your date last night?

by The SplieveBDS January 2, 2014

splooge

1.
v. intr.
To jettison excess sperm during the peak of male sexual arousal while engaging in sexual activity.

2.
v. intr.
To take part in manual stimulation of the penis.

3.
n.
The excess sperm jettisoned during manual or foreign stimulation of the male reproductive organ.

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Splooger
1.
n.
One that engages in splooging.

1. As I sat on the receiving end of oral stimulation, I splooged in my significant other's visual receptor.
2. I had not encountered any female willing to peak my reproductive organ's arousal, so I engaged in splooging for two hours to rid myself of undesirable sexual tension.
3. I took part in opening my content storage locker only to find my shirt overlaid with splooge.

by M. Anst April 20, 2006

splooge

To heavily cream yourself

gabe huged alyssa and splooged in his pants

by dufa July 23, 2006

splooch

the odd sound made by a large rock when it strikes water at a right angle.

The rock made a splooching sound when it hit the water.

by Anonymous November 7, 2002