Squiggly Splooge

n. (SQUigglee SPLOOjuh) an internal organ that you're not sure exists, but is causing you pain

Lyme Ninja: Why are you holding your stomach?

Stina Shall: My Squiggly Sploogehurts.

by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 13, 2009

splooge

to bust a huge nut that u have been saving up for a few days

i titfucked her then i splooged all over her face.

by dick October 24, 2004

sponge bath

Hospital pleasure makes paying the bill easier !!

awesome nurse spends half an hour each day giving a sponge bath. Man I can wait to get sick again! They even feed you in bed.

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

SPONGEBOB

A square dude with a lame job and no life.

...and i don't mean the cartoon

If you still work at McDonald's flipping krabby patties, get a real job Spongebob.

by Ms. Sophisticated September 8, 2011

splenge

is for splenge (retarded baby animals on newgrounds.com)

splenge is for splenge

by mrbig August 3, 2004

Splange

Splange - adjective

Used to describe what someone is talking about.
It is the verbal equivalent to chatting shit and/or shit talking (or better known as trash talking)

Splange finds the majority of its usage amongst Blacks in the United Kingdom

Always - chattin' splange
He's not the - fuckin' guy
He's just a - stupid boy
I should - slap mans face
- Tempa T

A: You're such a dumb motherfucker, I'm gonna fuck your mom; the bitch
B: Stop splangin' me

I'm gonna splange this youtube video

by rzhhhh November 12, 2011

Spongebob

A cartoon that used to be what people DID and actually LOOKED FORWARD TO. It used to be funny, smart, creative, original, and actually just GOOD in it's own special day. Then they decided to make a movie. A movie which was FUCKING BOSS. Then I guess after that, the old director and creator quit, plus a bunch of old people and replaced them with new people who FUCKED IT UP. They have now basically turned it into an educational program, despite the fact that they took simple ideas (like a box for imagination) and rebooted it into stuff like Sandy needs to come up with a new idea for an invention or she'll get sent back to Texas.

Season 1: And now, the creator of Rocko's Modern Life...presents...SpongeBob Squarepants! "Spongebob is this cool new cartoon that I bet could get off the ground pretty soon." Season 2: Thanks to seeing a girl with a SpongeBob back-pack, show director Stephen Hillenburg presents an all new, Season 2!"If season 2 was not as good as the original Spongebob season, it was definitely better. Season 3: With the help of back-pack girl and Season 2, spongebob has now gotten off the ground and has pretty much immediately become one of the world's MOST POPULAR shows. It was not hard to produce and create the third season. "At first glance, may seem like it lost a bit of its luster, but watch it and you'll see that it contains just enough gold that made the first two.
Movie: Three season's have gone by of one of the most famous and popular shows. Our first movie is now open! "Lost quite a bit of viewers, but not me. It was a big leap for the show, after all. Apparently, Genius Stephen Hillenburg leaves the scene, and passes the job on to his cronies. Season 4: With Hillenburg out of the way, let's disgrace his name! "Strange. Beginning to take a turn for the dark." Seasons 5-6 "Now what's going on? You're losing your bluish glow." Seasons 7-Whatever the hell these people are mooping around with, I quit watching WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?!?!? It's wrong! It's wrong! It's all so WRONG!

by Alex4315 August 9, 2012