Schwindy

Nickname for one with the surname 'Schwind'. A term of endearment for one who is generally considered to be very kind and considerate. However, he/she tends to bear malicious thoughts towards many; thankfully, he/she possesses the temperance to withhold such thoughts.

He/she also deals with many internal conflicts, and has trouble confiding in others. He/she can make for a great friend, but seeking anything more is dangerous territory.

"Schwindy's so nice. I wish he'd tell us more about him."

by The Responsible One March 8, 2009

schlingazi

Italian slang for the male organ (schlong, wookie, the short arm, colon straightener, butt dart, yougart rifle etc.)

Yo!! Last night I gave that drunk bee-youch the schlingazi!!

by Grifters September 22, 2005

schving

i mean, basically, its like another term for a dickwad. however, it can also mean a very attractive woman, usually standing alone in the corner, looking very hopeless, but ready for some "schving a la mode", or as some would say, sex.

its roots date back to a warm friday night in southern california. some moron wouldnt pay for fantasy football and an associate of that moron called him drunk one night and called him a dickwad schving.

Jarrod: "hey, look at that schving over there"
Stephen: "damn, thats a keeper. wheres she from, nebraska?"
Jarrod: "i dunno man, but a little schving a la mode is in the making"

by Chooo E October 20, 2007

schwing

The act of subtly cutting off a car that is trying to pass. Usually on a highway, you close the gap between a slow car in the right lane and your car (in the left lane) so as to not allow the faster car in the right lane to pass. You do this as many times as possible, trying to look like your not trying to do it, eventually sending the other driver into a fit of road rage.

This asshole in a BMW was in a big hurry, so I decided to schwing him for a few miles. He finally passed me using the shoulder of the highway while giving me the finger.

by HarBerNi March 4, 2010

Schwing

A term used by men in a secretive, code-like manner to alert other men of a beautiful woman in the general vicinity.

Dude, check out the Schwing over by the bar

by Minck February 14, 2009

schindler

To hopelessly pursue an unattainable goal.

When I try to catch a rainbow, I schindler.

by Sean March 25, 2005

schwing

an exclamation of something awesome

"I just won 100 bucks. Schwing!"

by bing July 1, 2003