Schmeal

The term “Schmeal” can be whatever you want it to be because it doesn’t have a single definition. Dropping “schmeal” in a roast battle can help you instantly win. Or maybe it can help you get outta the friend zone. “Schmeal” has unlimited possibilities

Dan: that’s why your mom is so hot
Trinity: stfu you smell like schmeal

Dan: you wanna try my schmeal?
Trinity: No, Dan you’re just a friend

by Wugar19 July 10, 2022

uber schmeared

When someone gets stubbed out badly

Mid:Mighty Boosh is better than family guy!
Jim:OH no it int fam Guy rocks!
Brendan: Well i prefer zelda
Jim:were u in this convo?
Brendan:no
Jim:well shut the fuck up then.
Brendan:But....
Jim + Mid: U GOT UBER SCHMEARED GRUNDLE DUSTER!

by James Owens June 12, 2008

schmiggle schmat to the face

When one takes a penis into the mouth in a rythmic motion back and forth then schmacks (smacks) one in the face with the aforementioned penis. Cuming in the hair is optional.

Last night I got a schmiggle schmat to the face, and it resulted in a burgundy! I was so pissed!

by Jessimakhanaka Margameateater September 5, 2010

Hershey Schmear

A Hershey Schmear is the result of wiping your ass too early. In other words, instead of cleaning your ass, you actually "schmear" a piece of shit still dangling from your asshole all over your ass resulting in a gooey mess. This, quite frequently, takes a half-roll of toilet paper to clean-up. Hershey Schmear.

I would have been out of the bathroomsooner but I had a "Hershey Schmear" and ran out of toilet paper.

I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back

Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.

by JimTimH. August 13, 2012

No Shmeat

The alternate version of saying you have no penis but with the bobby Shmurda Sh in front of meat

This guy went out with my bestfriend and she told me he had no shmeat.

by Shhhhheannnnnnn Hughes March 22, 2017

Shmeat

Short meat or small meat.

"You I heard Jake has a little dick!"
"Yeah dude, he's got a shmeat..."

by OnlyAtWalmart February 1, 2016

schmeltz

This is a funny word that orthodox jews use to refer to crack. I think we can all recall seeing hordes of strung out hebrews buying crack in ghettos all across this country. They only say schmeltz if its really good shit.

oye ve, jebediah! zis really is ze schmeltz. and so cheap

by bow down and worship me now bitch October 15, 2006