Phoeberat

A Phoeberat is a spoilt little girl who has nothing better to do other than sit on Facebook insulting the lifes of better people.

Also, a Phoeberat’s mother is also the same and so on. It’s generations of sewer like animals trying to socially shame people while eating spaghetti hoops and watching TV on benefits.

Phoberat.

She’s posted about me today accusing me of being a bad person, she’s a Phoeberat

by MysteryMaverick April 26, 2022

Phoner

When a man or woman (or w.e you are as long as you have a penis attached to your body) uses a phone to pretend they have a boner hidden in a trouser pocket.

King James 6th: Dam shawty you don even gotta touch that shit I got a stiff on.

Shawty: wait a minute that's not your dick that's a phoner!

King James 6th: Dam straight ugly ass bitch you got played.

by Sexydragonfucker September 8, 2022

Phobeophobe

Someone who hates people who hate things

You're being such a phobeophobe

by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022

Phobeaphobic

Someone who is actively being a Phobeophobe

Thats pretty Phobeaphobic

by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022

Phonership

When you place your phone on a bar, table or other hard surface to claim temporary ownership of said space.

Tim spotted a table across the bar and claimed phonership of the space whilst Dwight went to buy the drinks.

by ScallyJon September 23, 2023

poobert

a cute nickname for anything or anyone. the thing/person can be any size or even an animal. the subject is silly as hell

hello poobert (talking to subject)

by axolotlmoshpit December 23, 2023

Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.

Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me

by Ctoff February 17, 2024