Melon Pro

very high level of coolness and/or awesomeness

Those shoes are melon pro!

by MushroomSlap November 10, 2010

twisting my melon

see blagging my head

dude:-that's twisting me melon, man

by kitsch.object September 14, 2003

melons

A fruit, generally a fruit.

I got a pair of fresh melons to eat.

by 93n3r1c l33t157 May 13, 2005

MELONS

big boobs which make men horny

italian ladies have big MELONS

by Mike Faraingdon April 7, 2010

Mekong River

violent, explosive diarreah after eating vietnamese food. is usually red and feels like you are shitting razor blades.

get me to a fucking bathroom NOW. Mekong River is about to flow!

by wreckage February 10, 2003

Meat-Melons

Particularly impressive breasts, of the indupitably real variety.

Emily broke Orville's nose after he got drunk at a party and mumbled "I want to marinate your meat-melons with man-juice."

by Uncle Cornpone December 25, 2005

melonhead

A melonhead is a fan of the 1990's post-grunge band Blind Melon with vocalist Shannon Hoon, may he rest in peace.

Don't talk to that melonhead, he's stuck in the nineties.

by dbieon12 April 8, 2007