melons

A fruit, generally a fruit.

I got a pair of fresh melons to eat.

by 93n3r1c l33t157 May 13, 2005

MELONS

big boobs which make men horny

italian ladies have big MELONS

by Mike Faraingdon April 7, 2010

Meat-Melons

Particularly impressive breasts, of the indupitably real variety.

Emily broke Orville's nose after he got drunk at a party and mumbled "I want to marinate your meat-melons with man-juice."

by Uncle Cornpone December 25, 2005

melonhead

A melonhead is a fan of the 1990's post-grunge band Blind Melon with vocalist Shannon Hoon, may he rest in peace.

Don't talk to that melonhead, he's stuck in the nineties.

by dbieon12 April 8, 2007

melonball

the dastardly trick of distracting someone in public for long enough to put your testicles in their drink and then return to the bar.

the luchadors de muerto are playing at pearl, hide your drinks, they're melonballers.

by t-diddy October 12, 2004

melon gaze

As we all know, the female breast gives out large quantities of tractor beams drawing a guy's eyes to the prize. Melon gazing is the act of staring with a stupid expression straight at a woman's chest until she slaps you or leaves.

Woman: Is there a less harsh way you could melon gaze?
Man: What? Oh, yeah, car insurance and stuff.
*continues to gaze*
Woman: OMG! The male race are pigs!
*slaps man and becomes lesbian*

by Chris Hine September 14, 2008

melon head

Suffering from a hangover. "Melon headed" is a variant.

I drank booze in excess last night and woke up this morning with a melon head.

by Texas Wordsmith October 20, 2013