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Krystal

A Mad Cool Person That Lives In New Bee Whose Name Will Be In Lights Before You Know It
by ALLEN MESSIER August 28, 2008
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Krystal

Great greasy little hambuger popularized in the south. Founded in Chattanooga in the 20's, some people like to compare them to White Castles. A true slider connoisseur knows that a Krystal burger trumps a White Castle. Open 24 hours, the restaurant caters to many different clientele. However, to truly understand the spiritual meaning of Krystal, they must be consumed at 3 AM after a night of hard drinking. It is here where I will recommend that people suffering from constipation can find a cure at any local Krystal. The day following a Krystal binge will completely cleanse your gastrointestinal system of any remaining blockage, with prejudice. Even with the colonic hurricane that follows, Kystals are an absolute Southern treasure.
Night before: Woohoo! Damn I'm drunk! Let's go hit up Krystals and get our bash on!

Day after: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the shitter. Open the windows, and for God's sake don't light a match!
by Senor Musk January 14, 2008
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Krystina

Coolest redhead in the world! Has the biggest heart of anyone I know. She also kicks ass, do not get on her badside.
She is such a Krystina!
by HawtGinger November 28, 2009
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Krusta

A skanky hoe, who has exima and baths in fish oil. She also has genetic herpies!
Ashlee: Krusta kisses like a fish man!
Emerald: She smells like one too!
by emerald27 December 8, 2010
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Krystella

Krystella is the most amazing friend in the whole entire world. She loves to share and is always thinking of other before herself. Krystella is a smart girl who knows what she wants in life and is practical about it. Krystella knows she has to work for the good things in life and is willing to do it. Krystella is very dorky and doesn't mix well with the 'popular crowd', but that doesn't bother her because she sees 'popular people' as a waste of space. Krystella is usually very hard to become friends with, but when you win her over, she will forever be at your side. It's hard to be mad at her, or stay mad at her. I love Krystella, she is my best friend. There's truly nothing to hate about her.

She's also very shy.
'Oh, wow. She's such a dork.'
'Hey, don't be mean. Her name's Krystella and she happens to be a really cool person.'
by JKaylee(: October 16, 2011
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krustay

All Westlake girls are basically krustays.
by Stu and Kevin March 29, 2004
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Krista

SEXY,SEXY,SEXY! She is nice, sweet, caring, hot, SEXY, and is the best gf a dude could have. She likes younger guys (ME). Is somewhat short;still has time to grow, and is blonde. Not stupid blonde, cuz she is actually pretty smart, but hair color blonde, and will always say yes.
Friend 1 "Thomas is so lucky to have Krista, shes a year older than all of us"
Friend 2 "And the perfect together, a Thomas and a Krista almost match perfectly!"
Friend 1 " GOD DANGIT YOURE RIGHT!"
by T-RAZZ_U_N00B9912 October 26, 2011
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