krustay

Girls who wear too much make up.

All Westlake girls are basically krustays.

by Stu and Kevin March 29, 2004

is this the krusty Krab?

No this is Patrick.

Is this the Krusty Krab?
No this is Patrick!

by Fred_clause July 9, 2014

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab is what ghetto girls and middle-schoolers put in their social-media bio in an attempt to be funny. What it really means is that they are UNEMPLOYED

She is 23 years old and her Tinder Bio says she is a Fry Cook At The KRUSTY KRAB

Bruh that means that hoe is unemployed

by holy guacomole September 13, 2019

Krustal Meth

a concoction of at least 5 different kinds of weed from varying sources. krustal meth must be mixed together while already high and is best smoked out of a bowl while in a circle on the floor. you know you've successfully made krustal meth when the mixture makes you and everyone around you (including chinchillas) veryyyyyy high.

may also be referred to as 'friendship weed'.

that Krustal Meth that kristie mixed last night was the dankness.

by Chin Chollo September 30, 2010

Krusty Burger

When your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. You jerk off until you come between her buttcheeks. Thereby creating a Krusty Burger in the morning when she has to pee.

Her:"i'm not in the mood"
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!

You:"he he Krusty Burger yum

by Leftimus Maximus January 27, 2009

The Krusty Krab

NO THIS IS PATRICK

Person 1: Hello is this the krusty krab

Patrick: NO THIS IS PATRICK

by patriccklikesmemes April 16, 2020

Krusty Patty

When you make your girl shit herself, keep wearing the shitty panties for 3 days, and on the fourth day take them off and begin eating the wonderful crust inside.

Rich: Yeah, I frequently make my wife do the Krusty Patty for my pleasure.

Joan: This is a PTA meeting.

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF September 20, 2020