Introdouche

v. To introduce someone to a douche bag.

Jon: My friend Frank is coming to town, I have to warn you though, he kinda sucks... bad...
Jord: So we have to hang out? We haaaaave to?
Jon: Just wait till I introdouche you, you'll know what I mean!

by jordotech November 1, 2008

needs no introduction

The lamest way to introduce someone. Then what are you doing this instant?

The Master of Ceremonies stated that his guest,"Needs no Introduction", but I was wondering why he was waisting his time?

by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

Intronerded

1. Verb. When someone gets dissed by an intronerd.
2. Noun. A person that is so introverted, he/she only grasps the world through book reading and people often mistake for being autistic.

1. "YOU JUST GOT INTRONERDED!"
2. "That guy is so Intronerded that he can't even look me in the eye when we talk!"

by Intronerded1 January 20, 2014

102 hours of introductions

Going to a party or social event,and instead of having a conversation,you or other people just meet and greet everyone instead of talking.

At the party:
Bill: Hi I'm bill
Suzy: Hello bill
Bill: Hey I'm bill
Jack: Ok nice to meet you
Bill: greetings my name is bill
Andy: Great!

After the party:
Jake:so how was the party
Bill: The whole event was just 102 hours of introductions .

by Shekellord April 19, 2015

intro

Short for introduction. See outro.

The intro to that song is hella stupid.

by zafiroblue05 February 7, 2005

instruct

generally used when associating the beating of someone's ass to the ground one is standing upon (i.e. pavement, gravel, grass, etc.)

"yo brotha', i'm gonna instruct doofus if he don't get his ganders off me."

by Joshua Light March 16, 2005

instrument tech

One who is jealous of a electricians possible immorality.

They usually have feminine emotions.

They will take 30 minutes to tell a 5 minute story for they laugh every other word.

That instrument tech won't stop talking just like a woman.

by Warlock king April 17, 2014