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Depending on the context, “glynched” can mean:
• getting wrecked (physically, emotionally, socially)
• being disrespected
• acting wild or outta pocket
• used in place of “bitch,” “fuck,” “damn,” or even “what the hell”
Depending on the context, “glynched” can mean:
• getting wrecked (physically, emotionally, socially)
• being disrespected
• acting wild or outta pocket
• used in place of “bitch,” “fuck,” “damn,” or even “what the hell”
• “Bro just got glynched in the group chat.”
• “You better glynch off before I lose it.”
• “What the actual glynch is going on?”
• “That girl’s acting like a straight-up glynch today.”
• “Get glynched.”
• “You better glynch off before I lose it.”
• “What the actual glynch is going on?”
• “That girl’s acting like a straight-up glynch today.”
• “Get glynched.”
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