fappetizer

Something that you don't fap to, but is just arousing enough to get you ready to fap.

Zee: Have you ever watched one of those booty-shaking videos on YouTube? That's a fappetizer.

by xxcutyourhairxx March 15, 2010

fappuccino

Having your morning FAP while having your morning coffee.

How did you get to work on time so relaxed and awake?
Had a fappuccino.

by 7ft3 August 31, 2013

orange mocha frappacino

A joke used as yet another Starbucks beverage for the purpose of momentary caffeine/sugar high.

From the comedy, Zoolander. Quoted when Derik was feeling blue, so his buddies suggested "Orange Mocha Frappacinos!!" as the obvious cure for his sorrow. Has underlying commentary on the ever-growing Starbucks franchise and world domination factor of the company and a sugar/caffeine-driven lifestyle. Also suggests the trendiness of Starbucks, such that all the cool people (ie male models) drink coffee at Starbucks, duh!

My dog just died. Boo hoo. Time to pay $10 for some orange mocha frappacino!!

by flo123 August 27, 2005

frapper

The act of slapping a woman in the face with one's penis, often during or right after sex.

If you're lucky, your girlfriend won't mind getting a frapper.

by Scott October 17, 2003

hands free fapping

troll bait

newfags can't type "hands free fapping"

by anon83!@& February 3, 2012

Fappachino

An early morning, wake-up wank.

My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!

by Thornbrow June 7, 2011

fapple

When you fap into a bottle of snapple

Phil DeFranco made me want to fapple SO hard.

by BlondeSugarr July 13, 2016