farmtool

Prostitute, Whore, Hooker, Tramp, Slut, Ho, etc

Damn she's sucha farmtool she can go to that shed and fuck her hoe's.

by delishicious December 3, 2009

Farsarted

noun-

A individual that transcends past the lines of stupid, retarded, etc.

Dude, did you see that guy in math class today?
Yeah I saw him, he's so farsarted...

by someone in an apartment May 20, 2011

fagstinence

To stay clean from any sort of homosexual behavior, mainly referring to sexual actions.

I was full of Fagstinence until I was easily seduced by Mario Lopez.

or, I have Fagstinece because of my dark childhood in Greenville.

by Nojocity November 13, 2011

Faratude

A Strong minded person that isn't afraid to give their opinion and one who has a attitude and know's how and when to use it if attacked.

Farris + Attitude= Faratude

When someone attack's you with mean word's you tell them with "Faratude" how it is right back. But ONLY when attacked.

by Faratude December 17, 2012

Farmster

one who sees the population shifting back to urban dwelling and, therefore, invests in inner city commercial & multi-family real estate or urban infill because it's a very cool thing to do. In farming urban real estate, he/she tends to watch it grow and he/she likes it because he's/she's smart and he/she likes making money without having to actually work for it himself/herself. He/she also likes driving past his/her holdings and saying to their friends/parents/children "See, we own that".

The farmster, though somewhat ahead of his/her peers financially, maintains a rather humble demeanor. (May also own Berkshire Hathaway Class B shares that he/she got for his/her bar/bat mitzvah or 21st birthday...in other words, not rich, but respectable).

NOT to be mistaken for a farmer with a hipster vibe. EVER.

"Jason thinks he's all that now that he's a farmster. He's totally into San Francisco multi-family."

by CapitalFarmsters.com October 13, 2013

Fapstep

making beats by fapping

*Friend walks in on me*

"dude you're getting your fapstep on!"

by ElectraKnight April 17, 2014

Fanster

"Fanster" is simply the combination of a Fan and a Hipster. So if you are a fan of something mostly dedicated to the Hipster audience, you are probably a Fanster.

He/She is a Fanster.
Look at him/her. I sense much Fanster in him/her.
Fanster-Level: Endboss.

by Messhias85 May 26, 2017