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ease up turbo

Telling a person to calm down for any particular reason. They could be getting angry, excited, horny etc.

(Calling them turbo implies they are getting "revved up" like a turbo charger in an engine.)
Friend: MAN I am going to KILL THAT ASSHOLE who cut me off in traffic!!!!

You: Ease up turbo, its just the roids talkin'!
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You: Yo dude you hungry? Want me to get you something from the store?

Friend: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

You: Ease up turbo I've only got 10 bucks!
by DirtyFranK85 May 26, 2011
mugGet the ease up turbomug.

Ease of Opening Index

A numerical scale (from 0 to 10) by means of which variables, such as age, level of hotness, dating demand, level of horniness, family background, and boob to waist ratio, predicts how many dates and monetary investment you will need to score with a particular broad. It predicts with astonishing accuracy when the female will open her legs for you.
Yo... have been dating Suzie 4 times straight.

Have you scored yet?

Nope!

So? What´s the point?

I´m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.
by rperazag May 21, 2010
mugGet the Ease of Opening Indexmug.

at ease your face

A way of telling somebody to shut up, and to stop running their pie hole.
At ease your face already, you have been going on and on about pointless shit and I just don't care.
by reeferdave January 17, 2011
mugGet the at ease your facemug.

ease your breeze

Fun or sarcastic way of Telling someone to settle down. Similar to 'calm your farm'
by Sofrustrating January 5, 2015
mugGet the ease your breezemug.

Ease Your Squeeze

A phrase directed toward an overly enthusiastic person requesting that they be less enthusiastic.
Ease your squeeze, bro. You're embarrassing us.
by missal January 4, 2015
mugGet the Ease Your Squeezemug.

QE = Quantitative Easing

QE = Quantitative Easing. Basically, QE is a way for Treasury to print more money out of thin air, so that Federal Reserve can "buy" more American National Debt. Thus, US "owes" 15 trillion National Debt.

Federal Reserve is a "loan shark" organization, privately owned by the world richest and most powerful international fat cat old banker dudes.

Remember, "Loan Sharks" want people to borrow more & more.
The word Bail-Out became a bad name, so QE = Quantitative Easing was invented.

Now, QE is a bad name, so the process of "printing money out of thin air" is called, "President's Jobs' Bill."
by EndtheFednow October 14, 2011
mugGet the QE = Quantitative Easingmug.

Ill at ease

State of being - Chill, relaxed or calm.
Person 1: How ya been doin, man?
Person 2: Ill at ease, bro.
by ArnyIll July 12, 2009
mugGet the Ill at easemug.

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