Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob

The Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob is when a man ejaculates onto a doorknob and waits on the other side until someone opens the door. When the other person walks through the door the man pulls down his pants, bends over. and defecate all over the person's crotch

"Aw man someone totally pulled the Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob on me. There was cum on my hands and shit all over my penis."

by donkay_fucka June 14, 2009

donkey punching her love box

When a woman is flicking her bean and she is about to cum, she punches herself in the vagina.

Angela said that while she is donkey punching her love box while viewing porn on Xhamster.com, she covers her computer with saran wrap to avoid squirting all over her keyboard.

by Monstruoso September 29, 2013

Donkeysauce

A combination of semen, top shelf vodka, and pineapple juice in a 4:1:1 ratio.

To be served over ice or at room temperature. Prevalent in Aztec culture. Common as an after dinner delicacy in many Persian countries. The drink of choice for international country music sensation "Rascal Flats".

After dinner Stefan said to Chris, "Dinner was delicious, shall we have a digestif....perhaps some donkeysauce?"

by bigtimingcomedy June 1, 2018

taco donkey

1. Donkey pulling a taco cart.
2. A hard taco shell with a big hotdog in it.

3. A funny name to call People, Places, and Things.
4. Weiner Longer

Chris and I were hanging out yesterday at the fair when to my surprise there was a Taco Donkey there!

I went to Las Vegas and all i got was this Taco Donkey...

Look he is such a Taco Donkey!

Obviously he has employed one of his associates to call here and tell me Taco Donkey...

by Weiner Longerers July 27, 2010

donkey dong

A large sausage such as bratwurst, larger than a wiener or a banger. Often served with sauerkraut (not spotted dick). Best enjoyed with a weizenbier.

Goody! Donkey dong for lunch.

by Arschlöchli May 17, 2007

donkey dick

a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

by Gnizzo December 28, 2005

Donkeys yawn

a vagina so vast it takes on the appearance of a donkey yawning.

that girl i shagged last night had cunt like a donkeys yawn!

by joe t August 23, 2005