A situation where three emo kids sit in a triangle and cry. Much like the circle jerk, but without the awkward masturbation. Or extremely gay overtone. Accepted actions within the cryangle include writing depressive poetry, crying, and of course, self-mutilation. Music from the Emo or Screamo genre can be added for a more depressive effect.
Emo Kid #1: My horribly middleclass life sucks..
Emo Kid #2: My middleclass life sucks too!
Emo Kid #3: Let's make a cryangle!
Emo Kid #1: I'll bring the razorblades!
Emo Kid #2: My middleclass life sucks too!
Emo Kid #3: Let's make a cryangle!
Emo Kid #1: I'll bring the razorblades!
by Scruffy McBear October 30, 2008
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Before sex, hang a brightly colored pinata full of feces over the area you wish to climax in. Whilst climaxing, quickly punch the pinata open, and let the shit fall out onto you and your lover while you cum. Afterwards scream, "CRAFTY PINATA!".
You: Just the other night I pulled a crafty pinata with my bitch.. It was the bomb!
Friend: No way, dude! She let you??
You: She had no idea it was coming!
Friend: No way, dude! She let you??
You: She had no idea it was coming!
by TheHungryCouch July 27, 2011
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looks like SOMEONE has cryabetes
do you need a lancet, little cryabetic? how about a urine test strip for sadness??
do you need a lancet, little cryabetic? how about a urine test strip for sadness??
by yhelotharbuttsekz July 29, 2008
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