cryabetes

Cryabetes is characterized by an accute and sudden need to cry like a bitch. Often victims must test their blood-tear level with a lancet for sadness. Type-2 cryabetes is often contracted from those that have lost family members, or are just being a pussy.

I'm sorry Abraham lost his mother and all, but did he really have to contract cryabetes?

by daveycius May 23, 2006

Cryabetic

Someone who over reacts and cries about everything at the drop of a hat.

I don't want to go out drinking with that girl anymore. She's a total cryabetic.

by Harley Weewax September 01, 2013

cryabetes

Similar jesting insult to whambulance, taking crybaby one step further. Popularized by drew of toothpastefordinner fame.

looks like SOMEONE has cryabetes

do you need a lancet, little cryabetic? how about a urine test strip for sadness??

by yhelotharbuttsekz March 03, 2006

Cryabetes

Some one who constantly sheds tears regarding the fact that have contracted diabetes.

Lad: Is everything alright young man? why the tears?
Boy: It's because I have diabetes.
Lad: I'm afraid you've got cryabetes, son.

by LowBloodSugar March 22, 2012