Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

Crunching

The act of putting cornflakes inside your foreskin and having a wank, then eat the now mixed cereal out of your foreskin. This is exclusive for europeans.

guy 1: Yo, you crunching later?
guy 2: of course bro! Its soooo good

by Jobama The Cumlord September 4, 2020

ronching

When you eat a dick so hard it makes a squidgy almost creamy sound.

Yo I was with my guy kyle and I was ronching him so hard

by RJLOVER538 July 10, 2021

conching

The act of pressing one's ear against another person's anus in an effort to hear the ocean.

"Hey memes_of_reality, would you like to go conching with me tonight? My asshole is freshly bleached."

by TheSquashy October 28, 2021

Crotching

The term was first coined - CROTCH LAMBADA - at the University of Georgia in 1994. It was named after the movie - LAMBADA - THE FORBIDDEN DANCE. The term refers to dancing very closely together while rubbing crotches together. It was later simplified and spread as "CROTCHING". Its more accurate and descriptive than the more popular term "GRINDING". The vernacular is usually used as a verb but can be used as a noun as well.

"Man - I loved crotching her last night!"

"Let's go crotching tonight"

"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"

"Yes, you got crotched big time."

by Grandmasterwhoopass May 12, 2022

crouching cunt

valorant cunts who crouch when they see you

fking crouching cunt dodged all my headshot bullets, motherfucker

this piece of crouching cunt, fking cunt cunting cunt cunt. piece of shit keeps crouching

by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023

crouching tiger hidden dragon

The "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" strategy combines the allure of selling options on highly volatile stocks (the "Crouching Tiger") to capture generous premiums with the safety and income potential of a money market fund (the "Hidden Dragon"). Traders embrace the unpredictability of volatile stocks while safeguarding their capital through steady interest income, ensuring a balanced and resilient approach to investing in today's dynamic markets.

Person A: "I've got some extra cash to invest, but I'm open to some risk."

Person B: "Ever heard of the 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' strategy? It's like having the thrill of the stock market ('Crouching Tiger') while keeping a safe backup ('Hidden Dragon') in a stable fund. Balances risk and safety."

by wangbangpro August 21, 2023