Colts Freak

Very Cool person, but you don't need to tell him, he already knows.

Guy Number 1: "That guy is playing Runescape."

Guy Number 2: "That guy must be a Colts Freak."

Guy Number 1" "Not so loud! He already knows that!"

Colts Freak: Kobe.

by 4youcolts March 5, 2011

coltyce

A motha fuckin warrior! His dick is longer than his wingspan and weighs more than 50 pounds of feathers. If you see a Coltyce in public, you know because you'll trip over his enormous slong. They once asked him to use his pecker as a speed bump in a school zone because they ran out of cement.

I had sex with Coltyce last night. I felt like a kabob.

by Philthybockta January 28, 2017

Could never be me

When someone is trying to deny something foul the defiantly did.

Kingston said "I didn't do that with Hockmyer, could never be me!"

by xR3MijxX April 6, 2021

Colter Wall

If you listen to this man’s music get some help. Most sad country males will listen to this artist. Still a legend in the independent country background.

“Did you hear Billy is listening to Colter Wall?”

“Yeah I heard he is going through some tough times right now”

by DavidAlanCoe November 1, 2021

Coalton

Coalton, there’s not many like him and the ones that are, are usually spontaneous and extroverted and also fun to talk to

Hey it’s Coalton

by CoaltonHill September 23, 2021

kyle colton

A Kyle Colton is usually a sexy beast. He is loved by everyone, and also envied by his humor and good looks. He is a great baseball player as well.

Omg, did you see that guy? Almost as sexy as Kyle Colton!

by GenuineLister November 3, 2015

Shoulda Coulda Woulda

Dismissing a something you could've done, instead of dwelling on it

"If I did _____, I would've gotten it."
"Eh, shoulda coulda woulda"

by AstroIsOffline April 30, 2022