coltyce

A motha fuckin warrior! His dick is longer than his wingspan and weighs more than 50 pounds of feathers. If you see a Coltyce in public, you know because you'll trip over his enormous slong. They once asked him to use his pecker as a speed bump in a school zone because they ran out of cement.

I had sex with Coltyce last night. I felt like a kabob.

by Philthybockta January 28, 2017

colbycentral

The best Colby editor EVER. Their edits are perfect, they deserve the absolute world.

I love Colbycentral! Their edits are awesome!!

by Whereiskenziee March 7, 2022