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A motha fuckin warrior! His dick is longer than his wingspan and weighs more than 50 pounds of feathers. If you see a Coltyce in public, you know because you'll trip over his enormous slong. They once asked him to use his pecker as a speed bump in a school zone because they ran out of cement.
I had sex with Coltyce last night. I felt like a kabob.
by Philthybockta January 28, 2017
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