Concern troll

Someone who raises a false question as a means of injecting a totally unsupported allegation into the public discourse. When challenged on the barely-veiled insinuation, they claim that they were "only asking a question."

A concern troll would say, "I'm not saying Congressman Smith engages in oral sex with farmyard animals, but isn't it awfully coincidental that he has a picture of a sheep in his office and always carries a handkerchief? The public has a right to know!"

by WhatTheHolyHeck October 10, 2012

Concierge

Yeah... whatever, "Google for those too rich" person. A Concierge, these days, is (1) a trained professional who is there to do the things that people don't FEEL like doing, or, if they're not from the area, unable to OPERATE a computer themselves, or simply disinclined to do it for themselves. (2) a trained professional with an extensive personal network whereby seemingly 'impossible' things are made to come to fruition.

1) "Young Concierge man? Where is the nearest center for the blind?"

2) "Young Concierge Lady? I need 4 three-legged, purple ducks, that are blind in one eye, a case of vintage Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin Brut (1912), VIP ACCESS to the sold-out sky boxes at the new Yankee stadium--- in 10 minutes (!!!), a yellow Masarati with less than 154.7 miles on it to meet my jet on the tarmac at 9:16am, the best hotel room in New York, a live, pregnant Sugar Glider (carrying triplets), AAAAAAAAAAAND Bottle service at the BOOTY BAR"

Thank you very MUCH! We make the impossible possible.

by Annoyed by Ignorance December 4, 2010

Concert

1. An event in which people with similar taste in music congregate to listen to said music in live performance
2. An event in which you pay a ridiculous amount of money to do shit that you could just do in a bar or a club.

1. I'm going to see the concert at carnegie hall.
2. I'm getting dragged by my friends to this concert where I'll listen to shitty music blared through muffled speaker so it's barely audible while I'll rub up against other sweaty people who smell like scotch.

by scratchmaster101 January 27, 2011

The orville red n' cocker

When you and someone special are at a movie, discretely cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and proceed to string your erect penis through the hole. When she/he reaches for the popcorn they will get more than a handful, hopefully. From there the obligation is implied and butter is the lube.

Dan was a lonely schmuck, but got a date with Nicole anyway, at the movie he used The Orville red n' cocker, reliable yet ballsy , making the large worth the seven dollars.

by Kevin Getzewich March 9, 2008

concertmaster

Violinist who directs the violin section of an orchestra and plays solos in the absence of a soloist. Known for having the best skills and loudest violin. Must be arrogant with a large ego, otherwise will feel threatened by other members of violin section.
A female is known as a concertmistress

The concertmaster think's he's the shit. That's why he's the concertmaster.

by alexisnot January 6, 2008

Concernicus

a point of worry to where one freaks out;
a word derived from to many nights sitting up listening to and watching Dane Cook with stupid friends until you decide to sit outside Walgreens at 1 A.M.

Friend 1: "She's not here yet. I'm getting worried."
Friend 2: "She always does this to me!!! She just TRIES to make me concernicus!"
Friend 1: " Dude..chill out..."

by Godmother Moose July 7, 2008

conkers

slang for testicles

I banged my conkers on the crossbar of my bike

by adrian December 5, 2003