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when someone prevents you from tappin' dat ass.
damn... that muthaf**ker tried to cock block my ass.
by adrian November 28, 2003
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Quite possibly the worst thing ever.
"I heard you're doin okay, but I want you to now" that's what is sounds like since their voices are so friggin high.
All the damn sp fans say "shut up! if you hate them keep it to yourself!". Yeah, cuz deep down you know they suck major amounts of dick.
"My dad hates me, even though he gave me a new lexus and $200 for my birthday."
"Dude, I have to pay for my own car. That'll take years."
"Yeah, but your dad loves you!" (runs out crying with his hands in the air).
Simple plan simly sucks
by adrian October 2, 2005
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In high school, the people that deserve the least amount of respect, yet get the most. MTV brainwashed girls want to fuck them just becuase they're "hot". VERY few of them (about 10%) are cool and get along with everybody. The other 90% are stereotypical jocks: date only cheerleaders, hate everyone not on the team, are depressingly stupid, and act like complete asses.
by adrian June 21, 2006
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What all women are. Okay sorry 99% of women are. The other 1% live somewhere on mars.
Don't deny it. You know it's true, yet you still don't care. Fuckin morons.
by adrian March 31, 2005
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Master Tonberry has the best definition here, but it's not more than 90% of girls that are shallow. It's the full 100%.
Stupid shallow bitches. Just cuz someones short has to mean they have a small dick. WRONG bitches wrong!!!
by adrian January 27, 2005
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A once amazing show that has undeniably deteriorated. Still good, but definitely not what it used to be. Compare the 1st 2 seasons to the newest episodes.
Family Guy seasons 1 and 2 were great, 3 was good, the 1st half of 4 was ok, but the 2nd half was 80% Meg bashing and flashbacks.
by adrian July 18, 2006
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