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Clemons

1. Is the act of a man performing oral sex on another man while he is farting.
John: My friend Cody gave me the best Clemons last night
by playthegame May 25, 2011
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crazy clementine

when you are doing a girl doggie style and wait till the climax then tell her you have aids then when she gets off your dick and turns around.....

you jizz all over her face
dang she just got a crazy clementine and its all over youtube. sucks for her.......
by north carolina March 4, 2009
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Clemminator

noun
a fucker of Ryan;
an arrogant and obnoxious bastard

Also See: Gay Mofo
The Clemminator was caught with his dick up Ryan's ass!
by Savannah Country March 22, 2005
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Claming

Claming, or Clamin' refers to someone gettting extremely high and gets sweaty palms, or "clammy hands" from smoking so much weed.
Dude im so high that im claming.
by katt1827 December 2, 2010
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Clement

To Clement.
You've just really clemented then.
You have so not just clemented?!
by Jim Stallone April 16, 2009
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clementi

Muzio Clementi
(1752-1832)
Italian classical composer, first to write specifically for the piano. Rather obscure to the general public, but featured often in the Canadian Royal Conservatory of Music repertoire, in the higher grades. Based on my own expericence, specially loved by students of the piano.
Has anyone else loved learning anything from Clementi's Opus 36?
by andò? July 16, 2008
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Clementia

Clementia is the Greek Goddess of forgiveness.

When an individual makes a mistake on their part and have graciously been blessed with forgiveness by the upset individual, it is customary practice in Ancient Greece to travel to where the ancient statue of Clementia stands and complete a forgiveness ritual. The ritual includes thanking Clementia for her kind gift of forgiveness and also to thank the individual who has accepted your apology.
Upon reaching the great foot hills of Olympus.

*kneeling down by the statue*
Clara: "dear mother Clementia. Thank you forgiveness and i thank the person i thank the person who forgave me..."

Clementia: "CLAAAAARRRAAA... i heard you made a boo boo. This is serious problems... we may need to consult the vatican"

Clara: *eyes wide in fear* "no dear mother, for the love of god please I promise i'll never do it again... i mean YOU SPOKE?"

Clementia: "Okay my child, i'll still have to consult with Zeus, however."

2 hours later:

Clementia: "Its okay. Zeus has give the green light... you may continue on your travels now."

Clara: "Thank you God and Thank you Clementia..."
by Clara.blond June 2, 2010
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