Lettuce Chopper 

When you catch a girl masterbating

I walked by the office last night after work and caught C.P. chopping lettuce! I guess she's a Lettuce Chopper.

Lettuce Chopper by IronChefofVag March 25, 2009

shin chopper 

A person, who for no reason, decides to karate chop another person in the shin, causing major bruising. A shin chopper will rarely say sorry to their victims, and if they do, they will not mean it because they seem to think its funny.

Mel: i can't believe you just shin chopped me!
Mitch: lol that was a good chop.
Mel: it frigen hurt u bloody shin chopper!!!
Mitch: sorry lol
Mel: i'll get you back *shakes fist*

shin chopper by TheGreenMachine May 4, 2009

Topper Chopper 

This is very similar to a topper, one that will try to top anything you say or do with something they have done better. However, a Topper Chopper is someone that will chop a person down if they can't top them. Once they feel they are being out-topped, they will turn to trying to degrade you, rip you and insult you in any way possible, showing they are better than you.

Want to have some fun? Get a Topper and a Topper Chopper together. Or, if you dare...try to get two Topper Choppers together, but beware; they may come to blows.

Out for beers after a round of golf.

Normal Dude: "Hey everyone, I just shot an 81, my personal best on this course. Beers are on me."

Topper Chopper: I shot a 79 here two weeks ago.

Normal Dude: Awesome, but did you have a hole in one on the eleventh hole?

Topper Chopper: uhh...ummm. No, but my girl-friend is hotter than yours, and you will always be ugly.

Topper Chopper by DaTruth33 February 27, 2014

balls-chopper 

A bitch who is so aggressive that you cant criticize her cuz if you do she will hunt you down and chop your balls off. She is not necessarily a butch but she definitely comes off as one.

I want to ask my coworker Julie to keep it quiet at work but I'm too scared cuz she's such a balls-chopper.

balls-chopper by ThotsArePeopleToo March 18, 2016

Dock the chopper 

Cutting your pubic hairs too short.

I went down on Misty but had to cut the excursion short as I was getting a rash from her overzealous shave job. Another case of dock the chopper.

Dock the chopper by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016

American Chopper 

A show on the discovery channel in which guy build awesome choppers.

Dude A: Did you see the bike that Paul Made
Dude B: Bitchin'

American Chopper by jimminypaul May 14, 2004

chit chopper 

A wire coat hanger crafted in a manner to allow the "chopping" of turds which are too large to be flushed down the drain.

Mother of God. Look at that Monster. Honey, will you bring me the chit chopper?

chit chopper by Daddy's home August 15, 2009