Calumptuous

(Cal-ump-chew-us) adjective - being both voluptuous and presumptious simultaneously

I know you've got amazing curves but you don't have to be calumptuous about it...

by Orca July 31, 2008

Calumy

A tremendous word of orgasmic pleasure and supreme happiness. The ultimate feeling and sensation. Calumy symbolises the best thing ever. Only a few gurus and intellects have achieved this feeling, included Binyon. Calumy is used in north west chester as a ghetto word and is used frequently, although many are not worthy. (used by many clans such as emos, chavs, binyonos and moshers)

We have saved the world, you are calumy!!!

Not even Ghandi is calumy!!!!

my, steve that sexual intercourse was fine, you were almost calumy!!!

I would pay everything to be calumy!!

I can turn cheese into water.....wow you are calumy!!! ohhhh

maaaate...thats calumy

Get that guy!!! are you joking?? hes calumy

by John mcchicken December 24, 2008

charleston chalupa

steps:
1. punch a bear in the face until it dies
2. have intercourse with it
3. take its body and roll it up in the sheets of a virgin

<3w&m

Megan: Do you want to charleston chalupa with me?
Weston: Silly goose! Everyone knows thats a one person activity!

by Megan and Weston June 2, 2007

calum

(n) Someone who cannot get over themselves.
(v) to fumble

"Don't be such a calum."
"Wow, he really calumed that up!"

by Beedo Beedo Beedo October 28, 2013

Calum

A dirty-mouthed male who uses a girl for at least a year, be warned.

Dude, he used you, he's a total Calum.

by omgitzmenaawww October 23, 2011

Chal

Used to address a familiar person during a conversation, an informal form of you

Depending on the nature of the conversation with the person you are addressing it can be used for dramatic effect.

The equivalent of using the word Yo

It can also be used to express disgust or disaproval with a person, comment or event

Chal! let me tell you what happened last night (dramatic expression)

Chal please! (disgust)

Chal! (disgust and dramatic expression)

I talked to her last night chal (addressing a friend or familiar)

by SunnyShine October 16, 2008

Ahmed Chalabi

An international criminal who will bring law and order to Iraq. At least according to Bush.

Yanno, there are times when I think Baghdad Bob was right; most Americans think Iraqis are retarded, but we are retarded.

by Xyzzy September 21, 2004