carnival barker

A bloviating, pathologically narcissistic douchebag with a combover who demands peoples' birth certificates.

Donald Trump is a carnival barker; he won't stop asking for Obama's birth certificate

by Reality355 May 18, 2011

Barked

The state of being insanely high after consuming massive amounts of weed in which you get strong urges to freestyle and record them on garageband with other barked buddies.

Ah man I'm so barked right now... Lets go lace a track.

by Keggalos October 26, 2010

Barking for more

when you pull an entire tube of bong smoke....over toke...you cough out out of control....(barking)...only to reach out for another big hit...

SD: "MAN...Wildog just sucked up the entire stack....and is barking for more!"

Spivey: "barrrrrkin for moooore! load up the six shooter!"

by badback9 November 4, 2007

BARKEL

Acronym for the Seattle suburbs of Bothell, Auburn, Redmond, Kirkland, Edmonds and Lynnwood. A breeding ground that produces sleazy aggressive cougars who prey on young Seattle men at bars and restaurants.

Clete was wasted and totally fucked that BARKEL last night

by Joshwa F January 11, 2008

barking dog

a person who tends to chide or scold others but who is really kind-hearted in spirit.

My foreman is a barking dog. Although he reprimands me for my mistakes, he loves me from the bottom of his heart.

by uttam maharjan February 16, 2010

Actual Barker

Due to the common use of the word dog to mean an ugly woman, a new phrase was needed to signify a canine. Thus the phrase 'actual barker' was coined.

Jo: OMG check out that dog!
Ellen: What? Where? What's she wearing?
Jo: NO! not a dog girl, a dog, like an actual barker

by Joelywh December 4, 2007

Snarls Barkley

When a persons hair becomes almost impossible to brush or comb due to tightly formed snarls close to the scalp.

"Ouch! Goddammit, my hair's all Snarls Barkley again!"

by Jesse Jamison January 23, 2009