Buzz Lightyear

The world's greatest superhero, now the world's greatest toy!

Buzz Lightyear is only the best toy a little boy could ever have. I mean who wouldn't like that pulsating laser light? And what about those high-pressure space wings. Man, you aren't cool unless you have a Buzz Lightyear!

Kid 1: Dude you have to get a Buzz Lightyear!
Kid 2: I know, it's the coolest toy ever!

by joe mamma did 9/11 October 28, 2019

buzz rod

n.1 The state of ones penis after one has indulged in ‘little ones’; an erection that occurs after the consumption of the controlled substance ‘ecstasy’, and which may prove difficult to ‘unload’.

n.2 A person who has consumed so many ‘cheeky ones’ as to be rendered a total buzz rod. Characterised by a tense, erect posture, profuse sweating, and a look of despairing pleasure.

1. ‘I got a bunk-up after the club last night but I couldn’t shoot my load because my buzz rod was as numb as a concrete cunt’

2. 'Did you see the state of Marsh the other night? He was a total Buzz Rod'

by G-Dog April 4, 2005

buzz job

To have a girl fill her mouth with a large amount of chaw (strait cut) and some fiberglass then to have her to give you head, both of you beCUMing buzzed.

Dude, my dick has not hurt this good since that one Allison girl gave me a buzz job!

by 2fly2stop October 27, 2011

Buzz Bomb Warranty

Main Entry:buzz·bomb war·ran·ty
Pronunciation: buz-bahm 'wor-&n-tE
Function: noun

The lack of a warranty, usually accompanied by a middle finger.

"When my scooter didn't work and I took it back to the shop, the mechanic beat me up and stole my wallet! I didn't realize he was giving me the buzz bomb warranty!"

by buzzbombkirk September 26, 2005

Buzz Chaser

Someone who intentionally seeks the company of those with drugs or alcohol, with the intent of the seeker getting a "free buzz."

Text message 1- Hey, r u guys doin 2nite?

Text message 2- Oh, not much. just catching a buzz. you?

Text message 1 - ...oh, not 2 much...

-conversation between text 2 and other person-

Other person - What was that about?

Text message 2 - Oh, he's just being a buzz chaser.

(Knock on the door)

Text message 1- Hey! let me in!

by whitneyofgreatness February 23, 2010

Buzz cut

A haircut while one is under the influence.

Woa bro what happen to your hair did a blind person cut it?
No I got a buzz cut.

by Hoppin Hal July 21, 2019

Buzz Buzz "Oh No"

A complex living arrangement that must satisfy the following situations: a man so southern that one questions his sexuality, a shy roommate of African American decent and a large black poodle all living in a one bedroom apartment. Please note that a strong urge to recycle maybe a key factor; however the research is still pending.

Walter, yes Perry we should get married and Ozark can be the ring bearer. That way we save on fossil fuel, buzz buzz "Oh No".

by Todd Mclaser January 11, 2009