blondephobic

you have a strong dislike towards blonde people because they are blonde

“ew there’s stacey she’s blonde i hate her!!” “dude you are so blondephobic”

by edsheeranfan1010 April 29, 2021

Strawberry Blonde

a rare hair color. not a ginger. some sexy ass shit your jealous cause your common brown hair isnt on the same level of greatness. pair this with a good looking person its unstoppable force who might take YOUR bitch. hate on.

girl: "damn i bet that handsome strawberry blonde dude over there has a pornstar dick"

by Jim Genius July 19, 2014

blondesploitation

The 'stigmafication' and/or '-sploitation' of an entire genre of individuals (usually female) based solely on hair color and/or hue (the color and/or hue being of light, fair or 'Blonde in nature). Said individuals are generally noted as baing dumb, ditzy or even 'dingy' (just to name a few terms here) simply by their association with their hair color (being namely 'blonde') either by birth or dyed that way. Many would go so far as to assume that a blonde person(s) reading this definition would have no idea what the hell I'm talking about here or who it is this entry is intended to define.

"Does Halloween ever fall on Friday the 13th?'

Just repeating the above mentioned is a clear example of just the kind of rat bastard who's hell bent on blondsploitation and would stop at nothing to give them a spot on his (or her) cable access TV show.

The blonde joke I heard at the Star Trek convention is just another lame example of blondesploitation.

by Pauliapalooza December 7, 2006

blodge

To give a blow job to a person(s).

"C'mon, give me a blodge will ya?"

by Unknown265324 July 13, 2007

Blondediet

1) Food eaten prepared by a Blonde Chef

2) What a Blonde actually eats.

3) Sometimes Slang for Oral Sex on a Blonde with a "hot twat"

by Jenny L April 22, 2003

Legally Blonde

I felt Legally Dumb after watching this movie.

Legally Blonde lowered my I.Q. by 70 points.

by Jeffery October 3, 2003

blonde hair

Hair that is light in color - usually any yellowish or golden shade. Some shades of blonde include golden blonde, white-blonde, and honey blonde. Young children with blonde hair are often called tow-heads, especially if their hair is very, very light. Many stereotypes exist for blonde-haired people such as the 'dumb blonde' or that 'blondes have more fun'. Also simply refered to as 'blonde' or spelled 'blond'.

She's such a blond(e).

Blondes have more fun!

I wish I had blonde hair.

by Ang3l1n3 September 7, 2006