dire bear

Like a bear, but dire. Similar to dire wolves.

"All of Winnipeg is overrun with dire bears"
"Dude, to kill dire bears, use a fully upgraded whirlwind dreidel special move. It kills all of them."

by ScottTheGiantDick April 30, 2014

potato bear

A breed of a bear and a potato a very rare species and is beautiful if you see it..........good luck escaping it's beauty

OMG look a potato bear

It's super rare

*bear stares*
Can't look away

by Officialbearsdefinition December 4, 2016

Baby bear

Is closely related with a rare malay species named Amir Redza. Charming guy with amazing personality and small eyes. Always have that wow factor effect. Pretty much adorable,huggable and anything that associate with the word 'cute' — yet is still manly. You would want to meet this kind of person in your life.

I love and appreciate my baby bear. He is a keeper. One of a kind guy that you would want to be close with.

by Sheeppie April 3, 2019

Choco Bear

A name used to describe a black Poodle or other black fluffy dog.

"Mom look at that Choco Bear!"

by Spacer222 March 11, 2021

Glazing the beard

This is when a woman lets a man go down on her while having a beard. This is what happens when moisture is left on his furry face.

I met a woman who loves glazing the beard said the woodsman.

by Beard dreamer May 13, 2016

Oyster in my beard

Giving oneself a facial whilst masturbating

Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.

by Genitalien August 29, 2020

Are you trying to help me grow a beard

This is a process we’re you let a boy eat your coochie

Are you trying to help me grow a beard

by anonymous September 12, 2021