baby blanket

n. the layer of excess new humanity threatening to consume the earth's resources.

All these people twinsing and tripleting are creating a baby blanket that will cover the earth in spit-up and used diapers.

by gnostic1 April 27, 2011

Penis in a Blanket

* 8 severed penises
* 8 slices processed man goo
* 1 (10 ounce) package refrigerated biscuit dough

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat vagina to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Wrap man goo around each severed penis then the biscuit around that. Insert into vagina with the overlap of biscuit faced down, so you don't have to use a condom.
3. Leave in vagina until severed penises are bulging, about 10 to 15 seconds.

i ate some really good penis in a blanket last night,probably the best i have ever had.

by chocolate french fry October 8, 2008

meat blanket

A lover whose primary advantage is the ability to wrap the wearer in emotional neediness and excess body flesh.

Janice was depressed and couldn't decide if she wanted to wrap herself in a Snuggie or John, her rotund meat blanket, while she moped.

by Jingle Boys December 7, 2009

Blanketing

Blanketing is the newest internet sensation where one wears a blanket over their head in various public settings and posts a picture online. This is the new "planking" except it is way more fun, and planking is pretty stupid anyway.

Person 1: Hey, you look stupid with that blanket on your head

Person 2: BITCH, I'M BLANKETING

by silky$ August 10, 2012

Blanket

That comfy soft thing you have to take off in the morning

Just 5 more minutes in my comfy blanket!

by Vormix June 5, 2018

Boyfriend Blanket

When you are lying naked in bed and you're very cold you have your boyfriend climb on top on lay on you for warmth, usually right after you two have both ejaculated.

Hey, Tom I am cold come be my boyfriend blanket.

by Inkrazz November 14, 2011

Damp blanket

Better than a wet blanket. Something most wet blankets want to be but can’t live up to

Cracker #1: yo did you see that damp blanket wanna be
Cracker #2: ya he’s such a wet blanket

by Dinosaur_nuggets_are_gouuuud May 27, 2018