Basted

When you empty a truck load of semen into her vag. Much to the same effect one sees when basting a turkey.

"Bro, I totally basted this chick last night, I could fill a mason jar with how much I came."

by Vampectits October 1, 2016

Boyster

A unit of male ejaculate

"My roommate left a boyster on the side of the bathroom sink. I can't wait to move out."

by Gunfire Roger August 7, 2017

Booze Baster

One who basts booze. A baster is used to suck sauce out of a food of some sort. Booze is a symbol of fun here. Essentially, it is someone who sucks the fun out of things. A synonym is "party pooper".

Sasha is such a booze baster. We were just trying to enjoy our English class and he went and basted the booze.

by DaTacoSauce November 21, 2010

baysturd

jewish boy who loves to dock penis' with a online HIV boy named LaMa

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

bastek

A level 60 dwarf priest on Kazzak EU. The game he is playing is World Of Warcraft.

We need a priest for AQ40!
-No problem, let's call Bastek.

by Undomiel September 11, 2006

basterd

A would-be filter bypass, if JJTublear could spell it right.

<JJTublear> trafton u basterd

by [GpW]NinjA August 13, 2003

fickle basterd

A man or woman who is fickle in every action within their daily life. They usually have extremely bad eczema with tendencies of lurking around peoples neighbor hoods.

that Paul and Lucy Dimahlo are the biggest fickle basterds i have ever seen.

by Luke Happ March 8, 2008