basted

to be drunk and high at the same time

i think i'm basted; i feel like shiot.

by T June 5, 2003

Basted

A mixture of the words "baked" and "wasted;" a word to describe yourself whilst extremely high and drunk at the same time. Good to utter when in no state of mind to speak. Can apply to both good and bad experiences.

"I stumbled drunkenly into a circle of people smoking Afganny Kush and got handed the joint. I got freaking basted man."

"Hey bud, you doing ok?"
".....Basted....."

"Hot damn I was basted last night."
"Niiiice, good party then?"
"Fuck no bro, I had no clue what was going on and threw up in the backyard!"

by A Crooked Vulture November 13, 2009

Basted

to be drunk and high at the same time

Bruh im basted as fuck.
Im past being wasted im basted.

by jayflowtheILL.one July 29, 2012

Basted

adj. when you are baked & wasted at the same time. Baked + Wasted = Basted

"I am totaly f-ing basted right now brahh!" said Vincent as he downed a bottle of liquor & finished his 3rd joint that night.

After an intense week of finals, Finnigan wanted nothing more than to find a party to go to and just unwind and get sh!t-basted at.

by Roost3r Cogz August 25, 2009

basted

basted- (verb) the act of getting gin bucket injected into your mouth by a turkey baster; usually results in getting wasted

1.)Tim brought the gin bucket and Kira got basted all night in the hot tub.

2.)I got basted last night, I am so hungover.

by Cooner c-town August 13, 2010

Basted

When you're high and drunk. A hybrid of baked and wasted.

Dude. That purple haze and vodka combo got me totally basted.

by A slice June 9, 2013

Basted

a girls face looks like she's had semen glazed over it

Guy 1: yo you see katie today looks like she and Bobby did work last weekend
Guy 2: yeah she looks strate basted

by phunkmaster June 9, 2009