Basted

A mixture of the words "baked" and "wasted;" a word to describe yourself whilst extremely high and drunk at the same time. Good to utter when in no state of mind to speak. Can apply to both good and bad experiences.
"I stumbled drunkenly into a circle of people smoking Afganny Kush and got handed the joint. I got freaking basted man."

"Hey bud, you doing ok?"
".....Basted....."

"Hot damn I was basted last night."
"Niiiice, good party then?"
"Fuck no bro, I had no clue what was going on and threw up in the backyard!"
by A Crooked Vulture November 13, 2009
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Basted

to be drunk and high at the same time
Bruh im basted as fuck.
Im past being wasted im basted.
by jayflowtheILL.one July 30, 2012
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Basted

adj. when you are baked & wasted at the same time. Baked + Wasted = Basted
"I am totaly f-ing basted right now brahh!" said Vincent as he downed a bottle of liquor & finished his 3rd joint that night.

After an intense week of finals, Finnigan wanted nothing more than to find a party to go to and just unwind and get sh!t-basted at.
by Roost3r Cogz August 26, 2009
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Basted

When you're high and drunk. A hybrid of baked and wasted.
Dude. That purple haze and vodka combo got me totally basted.
by A slice June 09, 2013
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Basted

a girls face looks like she's had semen glazed over it
Guy 1: yo you see katie today looks like she and Bobby did work last weekend
Guy 2: yeah she looks strate basted
by phunkmaster June 09, 2009
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Basted

When you empty a truck load of semen into her vag. Much to the same effect one sees when basting a turkey.
"Bro, I totally basted this chick last night, I could fill a mason jar with how much I came."
by Vampectits September 28, 2016
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baste

by Anonymous April 04, 2019
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